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Marxist-Socialist Jokes

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/marxist-socialists-jokes

The Marxist-Socialist’s mother is so fat, that when the Marxist-Socialist’s mother laments stagflation, she actually stagflates.

The North American fur trade nearly extinguished the beaver.

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